Big Ting A GWON!

We've been cookin up some serious recipes over in the DP camp as well as with RAD FRNDZ. I've got tons of news bits and clips and items to drop on everyone and hopefully will have them done in the next few days or so. But basically, we own you.

Internet deathification day presents emmet miller on a skateboard 2.0 fuck off evan bird on a did



- Casey

WE HAVE AN EMAILZ!

This is our emaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil:: diarrheaplanet@gmail.com

Send us anything and everything about whatever you want and I will do my best to respond to it all!

YEAH!

We've got some cool shit comin up this fall, some great shows, new releases (MULTIPLE RELEASES!), and some announcements. Fok it!

- Casey

Skee Ball for Microsoft Word

Cool, so I had this idea for a game called Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball Revolution. Brought to EA Sports and they weren't into it. BUT my dad liked it.

Look, if you're gonna go to D&B and spend a lot of money playing the new Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball revolution you could at least play chip away while you're there.

New kinda hot dogz:



Sweet, so the new Microsoft Word presents: Skee Ball Revolution comes out today on the Spanish Candles' myspace http://www.myspace.com/thespanishcandles

Logs, these new Keurig coffee machines remind me of when the internet came out and no one could figure out how to use it and just wanted to go to Yahoo! all the time and look up new wayz to fertilize their lives.




Don't take a pony lightly, do you know Emmett Miller?

- Casey

NEWS REVOLUTION 2010

In brief, because I'm at work jousting with Everfresh "unnecessarily glass" juice bottles, we're on this whole new internet thing.

Here are the links, new RONZ for everyone:

MYSPACE! - http://www.myspace.com/diarrheaplanet

TWITTTITTITTER! - http://twitter.com/diarrheaplanet

FACEBOOK! - http://www.facebook.com/diarrheaplanet

I think in the coming months with this 7 inch coming out, we'll probably get a bandcamp too. I swear we aren't blowing it, and the best part is I don't give a fuck about anything so if any of these start to suck, they're coming down. Don't let them suck.

OH! and to avoid any of the broken links: This is the REAL link for the ALOHA! EP:::::: http://www.mediafire.com/?lgojmmmjztk

- Casey

CRAN MUFFINZ

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

We played Handsome Fest, it fucking ruled. Carbondale Rules. Yellow Fever rules. Predator rules. THE COATHANGERS SLAYED EVERYONE!

Now we're back to prepping for new releases and what not.

Definitely stoked to announce if I hadn't already before that we have WELL surpassed the 5,000 download mark for the ALOHA! EP. PROUD AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

New things on the horizon, don't blow it.

- Casey

I'm a BAD BAD man!

Hey kids, guess what, we're playing this sweet FESTIVAL with a buncha punx uppin the bands and music, up the punx, up the PUJOL, up the Natural Child, up the Carbondale oldest punk house in the universe Fugazi shits on their floor and I roll in ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, we're playing Handsome Fest next weekend in Carbondale, Illinois on July 17th, that's a Saturday! We're playing first on the night show, so if you're going don't blow it and show up so late that you puke. It's gonna be with a whole heap of good bands like The Coathangers, Predator, Thomas Function, and even more sexier sexiest our hot friends in PUJOL (http://www.myspace.com/danielluccapujol) and Natural Child (http://naturalchildband.blogspot.com)! YEAH!

Here's the internet viewable site launch here thing: HANDSOME FEST
The flier for this thang is above.

Here's fun inspired by Natural Child's newest bloggy post. HIT THOSE BANDS UP INTO OBLIVION!

7 INCH, CASSETTE TAPE, 7 INCH

Alright, I've been trying not to say anything about this but there is some serious big news going on in the DP camp.

3 MAJOR things.

1. Our first EP "ALOHA!" is going to see a vinyl release, via a 7" release on Evil Weevil Records.

2. Our newest EP "Loose Jewels" is going to see a tape release sometime this fall via a special surprise label.

3. We will have a split with Nashville's very own PUJOL, sometime in the near future.

ACTUALLY RELEASES ARE COMING YOUR WAY! WOAH! GET MONEY!

Also, I just got a ton of Trojan box sets, if you don't have them then get them and listen to The Pioneers and The Clarendonians. w0rd.

- Casey

OUR DUDE! EVAN!

Alright, this is important..........CRUCIAL, if you will.

A Diarrhea Planet guitar player axe slinger is releasing a record. This is a HUGE deal as he and his band have been working on it for at least a year, meticulously crafting it until it became a perfect, bird-like wing spreader!

The name of our dude and consequentially, the band as well, is Evan P. Donohue! Oh what a heartbreaker!

The album is called Rhythm & Amplitude, and it's coming out SO SOON!

More importantly, Evan is having a FREE listening party at Nashville's legendary Belcourt Theater in Hillsboro Village! FREE!

Monday, April 26th, @ 9:30 and the music starts at 10. You ALL are gonna be blown away by this record! So go cause it's FREE!

Do it.

- Casey

GUMBALLS PLEASE!

THEY POSTED OUR SHIT FUCK YEAH! FUCK GHOST WITH A BONER!

http://gumballsplease.blogspot.com/2010/02/diarrhea-planet.html

- Casey

sup mediafire

fuck mediafire.

here's the re-posted link to our EP.

http://www.mediafire.com/?lgojmmmjztk

fuck them.

- casey

TABLE NINE MUTANTS/OS MUTANTES

http://tableninemutants.blogspot.com


THIS KID FUCKING RULES FOR POSTING THIS SHIT! OUR EP IS NOW BACK UP ON MEDIAFIRE! SUCK IT YOU FUCKING INTERNET BASTARDS!

- Casey

LAST NIGHT/THIS WEEK

Last night I fought Brent and now I almost cannot walk. My right leg sucks.

We start recording "Loose Jewels" this week.

We have three shows this week.

:::Monday @ The Black Church (504 N. 3rd St.)
w/ Denney & The Jets, PUJOL, and State Champion (from elsewhere)

:::Tuesday @ Little Hamilton (1318 Little Hamilton St.)
w/ DEFIANCE OHIO, Murdock, Cheap Girls, and The Riot Before, and maybe Useless ID (Israel)

:::Friday @ TBA (HELP IF YOU HAVE A SPACE FOR THIS!)
w/ The Spanish Candles, You'll Get Yours (Cincinnati moovee starz), Spider Friends, and one more TBA

get at me @ casey.weissbuch@gmail.com if you can help with Friday in any fashion. accessory.

- Casey

Where the fuck is Brent?!

I'll tell you EXACTLY where Brent is................making out with three girls at one time in an alley way last Friday night!

AHAHAHAHAH, two girls were making out with him and then one that no one knew wandered up and took his shirt off.....then Jordan and Mike found him. PERFECT.

At one point Brent described the weird unknown girl as "munching on his lips".........PERFECT.



I got this Facebook chat message today that is definitely worth sharing. It's from David Huster, a fine gentleman.

"im back. its delicious (in reference to a sandwich), dont worry.
i just wanted to let you know i stumbled across poop
planet or whatever on some random ass hardcore kids
MP3 blog. so i started reading about it, and then there
was shit about RON, and i was all "NO WAY"
because i didnt know you were even in it or anything
and then this shit was signed "casey" and i lol'd. irl i lol'd.
l8er"



But........most importantly WE ARE PLAYING ON FRIDAY NIGHT @ THE SPRINGWATER W/ CANNOMEN AND SYMPTONS! WOAH YEAH!

Don't blow it by not coming.

- Casey

AHAHAHAHA

JUST GOT BANNED FROM POSTING ON BROOKLYNVEGAN! We're on our way!

- Casey

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Teenage Lobotomy

Best blog in the world.

They posted our shit. And are the shit.

Check em out......http://teenagelobotomies.blogspot.com

- Casey

I am fucking up big time!!!!! SO MUCH NEWS!!!!!

Post slacking is what I like to call it, and not updating is what it does. So fuck that.

- This is WHATS been going on lately. And it is fucking great.

We were featured in the Nashville Scene's latest issue in the feature article "10 Bands To Watch in 2010", and while not giving a fuck, it was probably one of the cooler things we've done::

::::HERE is the article.

:::::::::HERE is a video of the photo shoot and all of the photos.

- We've also apparently been heating up the Brooklyn Vegan's usual attendees who hate us....I couldn't be more thrilled. Comment on that blog and tell them that their turds can be smelt a thousand miles away.

ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT GREAT SHIT EVEN MORE GREAT SHIT!!!!!!

We've played some shows, one of which was opening for Look What I Did at the CD release for their album "Atlas Drugged", all I can say about that band is holy fuck. Too many perfect things to fit into one post! GREAT SHOW! 10 out of 10 RONZ

And now..............SHOWS!

We've got 'em and here's the list as of now!

:February 26th

:@ The Springwater

:w/ Cannomen, and more TBA

::March 5th (potentially)

::@ The Secret Spot (919 Glendale)

::w/ PUJOL, and more TBA (Pujol)

:::March 15th

:::@ The Black Church (504 N. 3rd St.)

:::w/ Denney & The Jets, PUJOL, and State Champion

::: 5 Bucks

::::March 16th

::::@ Little Hamilton

::::w/ Cheap Girls, The Riot Before, and Murdock

:::: 8PM, 5 Bucks, All Ages

:::::March 19th

:::::@ TBA

:::::w/ You'll Get Yours (awesome from Ohio!), The Spanish Candles, Spider Friends, and more

TBA

::::::April 3rd

::::::@ The 5 Spot

::::::w/ Spider Friends, Heartbeater, and possibly more?

:::::::April 6th

:::::::@ The End

:::::::Dirty Eye Showcase-thing w/ Frank The Fuck Out!, Spider Friends, and more TBA

::::::: this show is FREE AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

NEW SONG PREVIEW FROM OUR UPCOMING RELEASE "LOOSE JEWELS!", OUT THIS APRIL!

http://www.mediafire.com/?zmjz1d2yzkm - The song is called "Orange Girls"

This is gonna be it. I'm gonna puke on someone.

- Casey

AHA!

THE AWESOME WEB BLOG SITE THING White Guys With Beards has posted up our song, "Ghost With A Boner" directly under a post about Jeff Mangum.

HONORED, WE ARE!

fuck you

- Casey

Spewin'

I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER!
FUCK!

Basically, we somehow got on the list for Best Emerging Act of 2009 by the Deli Magazine!

You can vote for us for that here @ http://nashville.thedelimagazine.com , it's in the sidebar.

For that same magazine, we also got nominated as part of the winners of the "Open" contest, which I think is good, because it was a panel of judges and shit....ok!

- Casey